Steve Blackburn

Nobby Clarke

Geoff Brooks

Governor-General Bill Hayden / Sir William Gunn

Gerry Connolly

Prime Minister Bob Hawke (Retired) / Prince Charles / Geoffrey Robertson / Queen Elizabeth II

Marg Downey

Dame Victoria Market

Gina Riley

Peter Harvey

Glenn Robbins

Policeman / President George Bush (Retired) / James Balleu / John Hewson / Derryn Hinch

Magda Szubanski

Mr. Cardigan / Mr. Trouser / Bill Kelty

Jane Turner

Court Official / Paul Keating's Travel Agent / Laurie Oakes / Cleaning Lady

Michael Veitch

Alan Bond / Prime Minister Paul Keating

Tony Lee

Johnny Iwojima

Frank Gallacher

Malcolm Turnbull

John Clarke

Peter Harvey's Producer (voice)